Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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