Cold hands, warm shart.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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