Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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