is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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