Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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