Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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