you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You can't just leave with hair like that
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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