guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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