What a fucking waste of an outfit
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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