We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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