"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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