if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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