He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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