My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
