should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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