Is it normal to miss your booty call?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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