alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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