How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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