hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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