Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
either way he was missing a nipple.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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