By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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