words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Edward fifth and chaser hands
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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