I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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