Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
