Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
