ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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