How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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