Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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