Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
should my penis look like a turkey
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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