Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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