i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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