Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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