I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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