my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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