69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
