Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
