Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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