That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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