So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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