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you turned your livingroom into a bong?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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