i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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