How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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