Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize