What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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