Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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