belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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