doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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