This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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