so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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