Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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