Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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