So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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