Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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