I wish you could order shots online.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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